You know it’s a weird and wonderful world we live in when you hear stories of people waiting in line for TWENTY MINUTES to get some D … cakes.
Yep, people are bee-lining for the D-cakes at LA’s 626 Night Markets in Orange County, and they’re being served up soft, veiny concoctions that are throbbing with Nutella filling … complete with an almost-too-realistic drizzle of glossy glaze.
After all, when it comes to making a good penis cake, it’s all about attention to detail.
They sell ONE THOUSAND cakes per night!
The vendor responsible for the explosion of “dick picks” currently taking over Instagram feeds is Yummy Hero, and its manager Eric says that business has been booming.
“We sell a thousand D-cakes every time we come to 626 Night Markets, and [have customers] even waiting ten, twenty minutes just for getting the d-ks,” he told news sources.
So what does one do with a D-cake?
It seems the most popular thing for people to do with their D-cakes is take a trillion photos/videos of themselves waving it suggestively in front of their mouth:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWGGcHklhE6/
“I’m here for the D”
Others are in it for the punny Instagram post that accompanies their snap:
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